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snow_monkey
11-30-2009, 06:23 PM
Just talking to some guys at work and we figured it out. Tigers wife was chasing him down the driveway beating on the car with golf clubs trying to make a point.

maj16
11-30-2009, 06:33 PM
She can chase me! I would let her

skylar
11-30-2009, 06:56 PM
I agree, "no, you are NOT going golfing AGAIN tomorrow! I don't care if it IS your JOB" LOL. As far as Tiger not talking, his personel life is just that, and it is nobody's business. http://www.johndee.com/discuss/clipart/happy.gif

ubee
11-30-2009, 07:42 PM
damn,tiger woods is worth a billion dollars,has a drop dead gorgeous wife, a new baby,and he is still knocking boots with other bootie.

ubee
11-30-2009, 07:44 PM
How can you beat Tiger Woods?"

Answer: Let him DRIVE while you use a 4 IRON

caged_beagle
11-30-2009, 07:45 PM
FORE!!!!

NytroFIB
11-30-2009, 09:02 PM
Wouldn't it be funny if it comes out that she cold-cocked him then chased him out of the garage with his driver!

Then in a split second, he decided to hit whatever he could, in his Escalade, to make it look like he got hurt in the/a crash!

Ha! This guy is a piece of work - Good luck el Tigre!

booondocker
11-30-2009, 09:18 PM
Hey....now who hasn't had their wife beat the windows open with a golf club, after being out all night on the town?

GM will probably GIVE him a new escalade for all the footage of the beat up SUV.

When you are tiger....there are so many women throwing themselves at him, and so little time between tournaments.

I predict that this guy will have even more endorsements for the bargain, after all this...the media loves this guy and they can't get enough of him.

What's a little skirmish between a husband and a wife anyways??? Darn neighbors....always calling 911 when they should be tending to their own knitting.

kevisip
11-30-2009, 11:07 PM
Ya think he got a hole in one?

ubee
12-01-2009, 12:45 AM
First time I ever heard of a wife using a golf club as a JAWS OF LIFE tool!

snobuilder
12-01-2009, 06:38 AM
the minute I heard the initial report say that she used a golf club to beat out the window in a rescue attempt I LMAO, and told the wife riiiiight!,bet she was chasin his cheatin butt down the driverway.

canon
12-01-2009, 07:19 AM
This is what happend..

Woods is over at shaquille oneil crib
with a bunch 10k a day call girls
and the usual crowd of cronnies.

Woods comes strolling into his house
at 2 a.m with hopes that wifey is
fast asleep.

Ut ohhhh wifey is awake and she is
peeeee od that tiger is stinkin like
a 10k a day call girl.

Argument breaks out and wify chasses
tiger down the drive way with a golf club.

all of a sudden 'WHAMO' she hits the
escalde and breaks the back window
tiger freeks out and slams into the
fire hydrant and the neighbors tree.

End of Story.

mrs_bob
12-01-2009, 08:56 AM
el Tigre' LOL!!!

samc
12-01-2009, 09:09 AM
LOL

ubee
12-01-2009, 09:17 AM
Maybe he will have beers with cops and the prez!! lmfao

ubee
12-01-2009, 09:21 AM
I'll bet He was going real early for Black Friday and she didnt like getting up that early !LOL!!

maddog24
12-01-2009, 09:22 AM
Thats a story I could buy, Maybe there will be a movie.

canon
12-01-2009, 09:30 AM
I never likes woods after he took my buddy Fluff Mc Gowen off the
bag 10 years ago, yea see, Fluff and I go way back to when he was
loopin for ( Big Mama ) any one remeber Jo ann Carter? and I was
on Shelly Hamlins bag for a season.

Personally , I hope he shanks every time he pulls the club
wifey wacked the escalde with!

upbarleyboy
12-01-2009, 11:48 AM
What's the difference between Tigers Escalade and his Nike golf ball?

He's able to drive his golf ball 300 yards before it hits somethinghttp://www.johndee.com/discuss/clipart/happy.gif

700xcsp
12-01-2009, 12:46 PM
If you look at the pics of the SUV, there is NO damage to the driver side door. Why would she have to break the window to get him out, just open the door. Unless it was locked, they did say he was unconscious, again all damage on the passenger side why would he be knocked out? Which makes me tink that she beat him with the club before he got into the car. Once in the car he passed out from the Azzz beatin, all the while she is chasing him down the road try to hit him some more and all she could reach was the window and off the road he goes into the tree.

zman
12-01-2009, 02:02 PM
What's this 10K for an all day call girl thing? Anything more than $100 an hour and you may was well call her 'Wife'... That's usually what it cost me to spend all day with mine. Besides, who wants to spend all day with her anyway. LOL...

ubee
12-01-2009, 03:33 PM
News Alert
03:07 PM EST Tuesday, December 1, 2009

Police: Tiger Woods at fault in crash, faces fine

The Florida Highway Patrol has determined the golfer is at fault in crash and will issue citation for careless driving.

zman
12-01-2009, 04:15 PM
Ya think he's peeing clear by now after 3 days??? Since when do we get to decide when we're going to talk to the police after a crash...

skylar
12-01-2009, 04:48 PM
Call girls at 100 bucks an hour. What the heck will I do with her for the other 50 minutes?

saber
12-01-2009, 04:53 PM
skylar

have her make you a pasty!

kevisip
12-01-2009, 05:08 PM
Skylar, ask for 90 bucks back, or have her scrub toilets..Just like a wife.

m8man
12-01-2009, 05:34 PM
just pay her not to talk

m8man

handiman
12-01-2009, 05:36 PM
I'm with m8man.
Money WELL spent...

catalac
12-01-2009, 07:14 PM
She could change the oil in my ACT drive. I hate doin that.

skidoodragon
12-01-2009, 07:23 PM
He might want to have a word with Coby

skid
12-01-2009, 07:43 PM
I heard he was in a hurry to get in line for BLACK FRIDAY sales

booondocker
12-01-2009, 07:50 PM
What the heck will I do with her for the other 50 minutes...

Skylar my boy....I could tell you but it is always better for you to find this out too late like the rest of us did....

Reminds me of an old saying....Two bulls stand over a pasture full of grazing heffers...the young bull says to the old timer, "Wow- we...hey...see that??? Lets run down there, jump that fence and have at one of those beauties...and the old bull says, "Son, let's walk down there, open the gate, and have at ALL them gals...."

Jist one of them things, that says if you have to ask...yah don't know, eh??

asmski
12-01-2009, 08:02 PM
He is just learning from the master... Mr. John Daly. We will need someone to pick up the slack when Daly finally retires. If there isn't a boozing, swearing, cavorting player in golf who will watch? The PGA is soaking all this up in free publicity.

snow_monkey
12-02-2009, 10:42 AM
Good one xcsp. Now we just need to wait for the movie. A low speed Escalade chase would have been worth big money. I want the poster with Tiger in his tightey whiteys with a big knot on his head,(future underware commercial!)

saber
12-02-2009, 11:14 AM
snow,

I reccomend you keep that desire to yourself!<font color="ff0000">•</font><font color="ff0000">•</font><font color="ff0000">•</font><font color="ff0000">•</font>

ubee
12-02-2009, 08:15 PM
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