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ubee
08-24-2009, 09:00 PM
Please read this one.
If you don't want to pass it
on, well don't.

Even though every one that lives in

Canada should see this.

The truth is put here for all to see.




I
AM CANADIAN


I
am in the minority in Calgary , Vancouver ,
Toronto
and every casino in this
country.


I was born in the thirties, forties, fifties or
sixties, yet I am somehow responsible for some
First Nations people being screwed out of their
land in the 1700's!
I pay import tax on cars made in Ontario






I am allowed to skydive and smoke, but not allowed
to drive without a seat belt.


All the money I make until mid July must go to
paying taxes.


I live and work among people who believe Americans
are Ignorant....

These same people cannot name this country's new
territory.

On April 1st, 1999, the map of Canada changed for
the first time in 50 years with the creation of
Nunavut Territory .

The Northwest Territories was split and
approximately 2 million square kilometers of the
central and eastern arctic became ' Nunavut
'.


Although I am sometimes forced to live on hamburgers and don't have a pot to piss in,


I sleep well knowing that my taxes helped purchase
a nice six figure home in Vancouver for some
unskilled refugee.


Although they are unpatriotic and constantly try to
separate...


Quebec still provides most of my nation's prime
ministers.


95% of my nation's international conflicts are
over fish.


I'm supposed to call black people African
Canadians, although I'm sure none of them have ever been to Africa for that matter.
I am being told that paying a 200% tax on alcohol is fair.


I am also being told that the same tax on
gasoline is also fair.


Even if I have no idea what happened to that old
rifle my Grandfather gave me when I was 14, I
will be considered a criminal if I don't register it.


I am being told that spending $15 billion to
promote the French language in the rest of
Canada is fair when the province of Quebec
doesn't support or recognize the English
language.


I am being told that paying $1million for 3
Stripes

('The Voice of Fire' painting in Ottawa )

by the National Art Gallery was a good purchase,
even though 99% of this country didn't
want it or will ever see it.

When I look at my pension and realize that I take
home a third of what I actually make, I say

'Oh well, at least we have better health care than
the Americans...'


I must bail out big corporations who drive their
business into the ground, by paying high wages
and say,

'yeah that's ok.'

When they move all their manufacturing plants and
jobs to a third world country and say,

'no problem.'

My National Anthem has versions in both official
languages..
Canada is the highest taxed
nation in North America, the biggest Military
buffer for the United States, and the number one
destination for fleeing terrorists.




I am not an angry white person.




I am one pissed off
taxpayer,

who
is broke

I
am Canadian !!!

brent
08-24-2009, 10:24 PM
welcome to middle class white north america.

olsmann
08-25-2009, 09:20 AM
at least they get snow

kevisip
08-25-2009, 09:29 AM
and cold beer. eh?

jim
08-25-2009, 11:18 AM
and don't ferget that sport they call "curling"

550supersport
08-25-2009, 03:10 PM
there pretty good at hockey too

ubee
08-25-2009, 03:54 PM
Moose and Fish Too!

jroz
08-25-2009, 05:28 PM
Sounds like a warning to the U.S., oh wait, some states recognize Spanish as a second language.