Why does it take 7 min. to make minute rice?

[polarisrider1]

Now, if this is not off topic rambling what is?

[eagle1]

How do you know, did you try it after a minute? LOL

[mr_freeze]

My favorite is the stairwell/fire escape doors in the hotels that state very clearly: "THIS DOOR MUST REMAINED CLOSED AT ALL TIMES". Kind of pointless placing a door there if it is never allowed to be opened.

[frnash]

And did&#39;ja ever see those pages &#40;commonly found in gummint publications&#41; that contain the following statement?<blockquote><hr size=0><!-quote-!><font size=1>quote:</font>

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[booondocker]

Polaris, have yah never heard of a NEW YORK minute??

Too funny, Nash....sort of like the disclaimer about using your snowblower on the roof...a steep roof, eh?

Let&#39;s see what the other contributions to this list are....

I know...I just gave blood today after the red cross pleaded with me to donate....and being vet&#39;s day and all, I agreed and had to read a binder that was 12 pages long with fine print, &#40;didn&#39;t bring my glasses, so I had to hold it out there pretty far, don&#39;t yeah know...&#41; and one of the topics in the binder was to define having sex...sos that some people understood, xactly what that is....since even snails know what that is, I guess to give blood you not only have to be dumber than a 5th grader....but perhaps a snail???

[indy_500]

on friday i went to walmart to check out the redbox, and there was a grocery cart next to the redbox that was in front of a door that read &#34;do not block door, fire hazard&#34; i could not stop laughing. typical walmart

[revman]

i before e except after c............ weird.

I know...too much leisure time on my hands.

[chords]

Along with the various do&#39;s and dont&#39;s on the label of a 18oz bottle of mouthwash - -

&#62; REMOVE CAP

[ubee]

Cabelas High Performance Scent Eliminating Underware !

[ubee]

Might be good for cougar hunting and sledding !!LOL!! The secret to Cabela&#39;s MTP Series underwear is a unique process that permanently modifies the polyester fabric to quickly wick moisture away from your body, plus it inhibits bacteria, mold and mildew. Scent Eliminator technology controls the growth of odor-causing bacteria, making this underwear an excellent choice for big-game hunters and outdoor enthusiasts. The fabric delivers maximum freedom of movement.

[ezra]

depends can hold a bigger load

[bigvin]

<font color="0000ff">Ezra! Man, . . . . . Now I&#39;ve got coffee out the nose! Amazing how just one little sentence can make ya laugh so hard! Love it!</font>

<font color="0000ff">How about all those TV adds for ANY drug out there that will fix what ails ya, . . . . . But it takes HALF the commercial time just to list the side effects! No thanks, I&#39;ll deal with the &#34;original&#34; problem http://www.johndee.com/discuss/clipart/proud.gif</font>

[favoritos]

This is good stuff.

You would be surprised how many products say &#34;Remove Cap&#34;.

[tree_acres_camp]

In airplanes there is a control lock on the yoke that will not allow you to operate the controls. It has a placard that reads &#34;REMOVE BEFORE FLIGHT&#34; Make you wonder what idiot failed to do this!

[freezinbevr]

Viagra-

Contact your doctor if erect... lasts longer than 4 hours.

Everyone I know would call everyone they know!!

[mrs_bob]

Party down for those 4 hours!

[yamahauler]

freez...roflmao

Then there is the lady that was driving the RV, put it in cruise and went back to make a sandwich. Ended up crashing into the ditch. See sues and wins and now I believe the RV manual specifically states something like you cannot the leave the wheel even after you put in in cruise as it does not drive itself.

Wonder if she ever made the Darwin awards.

[zimmbob]

Why do you drive on a Parkway, but park on a Driveway????

[gostman07]

7 - Eleven is open 24 hours a day 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?

[samc]

freez - LMAO

[snoeatr]

Why is the man who invests your money called a broker?

Why are hotdogs sold in packages of 10 and buns in packages of 8?

Why don&#39;t we ever see in headline &#34;Psycic Wins Lottery.&#34;

[formanek]

Why are things at the dollar store more than a dollar?

[frnash]

<font color="0000ff">snoeatr:
&#34;Why is the man who invests your money called a broker?</font>
&#39;Cuz he gets richer and you get &#39;broker&#39;? http://www.johndee.com/discuss/clipart/happy.gif

[ubee]

Why take a pill to put lead in your pencil if you got nobody to write too ?? http://www.johndee.com/discuss/messages/58069/119501.gif

[uncle_ed]

Mrs bob....

[caged_beagle]

why do we say an alarm goes off....when actually it just turned on?????

[mikeh906]

Why do peaple call a water heater, a &#34;Hot water heater&#34;, when it heats cold water? Because we all know that common sense, is not very common.

[mrs_bob]

uncle_ed...

[booondocker]

Why do they call it a weather report, when the primary purpose is to forecast the weather, and a report is to say what has happened in the past?

&#34;and here&#39;s John with the weather prediction for today...take it away, Johnny...&#34;

[yamalaris]

Hope and Change?

[mezz]

When my wife asks me to take something out of the freezer for supper so it can unthaw. I tell her if I am trying to unthaw something, it goes into the freezer. Kind of pisses her off....-Mezz

[mezz]

By the way, freez, I think if that were me I would be calling guinness book, &amp; mrs bob, too much! Ezra, that was a classic, you folks are funny!-Mezz

[polarisrider1]

Hey? Guys! I was serious about the minute rice! lol

[xsledder]

Why are highways on the ground?

[ezra]

well if it is a freeway why do I have to pay for tabs to drive on it

[upbarleyboy]

If it take 7 minutes for you to make minute rice, just put the rice in 6 minutes sooner and PRESTO-you again have minute ricehttp://www.johndee.com/discuss/clipart/happy.gif!!

[kevisip]

upbarleyboy, thats brilliant. Never thought of that.

[booondocker]

Say, maybe that&#39;s why they have --hard rice in china---....nobody can read the instructions, and they are under cook&#39;n the stuff???