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polarisxcsp
11-16-2009, 10:39 AM
A couple of my friends and I are buying a pontoon to use for July 4th weekend and Bud bash and were trying to come up with a name for it. We were thinking "poon toon" but we're looking for something off the wall and funny but not to crazy.
polarisrider1
11-16-2009, 10:54 AM
How about "Poon Tuna". That would fit in for a Bud Bash with a boat full of drunken guys.
miaferominka
11-16-2009, 12:09 PM
Capt. Footlong and the seamen.
chad66
11-16-2009, 12:34 PM
allll aboard the "ladies drink for free" boat!
It's not funny but effective!
Chad@M&M
polarisxcsp
11-16-2009, 01:50 PM
I like the way you think Chad
zimmbob
11-16-2009, 02:15 PM
playing off of rider1: Toona Fish.
fire126
11-16-2009, 05:43 PM
Big pair of floats.
briano
11-16-2009, 06:04 PM
PORNTOON
sledhead
11-16-2009, 08:39 PM
Capt. Stabbin
upbarleyboy
11-17-2009, 03:28 PM
"Wet Dream"
mark_e_hastings
11-17-2009, 04:22 PM
"I like BIG tubes!"
lx700kev
11-17-2009, 04:48 PM
The name of my boat is "Slip it in get it wet"
You can borrow it if you want.
cobalt_502
11-17-2009, 04:57 PM
"Stabbin Cabin"
timaha
11-17-2009, 07:11 PM
4Nick8
uncle_ed
11-17-2009, 07:59 PM
"Miss Behavin"
thunderstruck88
11-17-2009, 09:22 PM
Naughty Naughty
polarisxcsp
11-18-2009, 07:39 AM
Thanks for the ideas fellas. We might have to take lx700kev advice and borrow his name haha. I also like upbarleyboys idea
mrs_bob
11-18-2009, 08:15 AM
4somefun
chris_schauer
11-18-2009, 11:17 AM
POONTANG
skidoolis
11-18-2009, 11:26 AM
Trojan Tester
ptcoach
11-18-2009, 02:38 PM
Pop A Top
ptcoach
11-18-2009, 02:42 PM
By the way, you can get a custom name to put on the boat at Arnie's in Houghton Lake for under $20. It's easy to put on and lasts forever.
steven
11-18-2009, 02:46 PM
stabbin' cabin
upbarleyboy
11-18-2009, 04:08 PM
Feelin' Nauti
frnash
11-18-2009, 05:28 PM
<font color="0000ff">"Feelin' Nauti"</font>
Clever pun!
cuzzinolaf
11-18-2009, 08:21 PM
Tube Stake (or steak)
thunderstruck88
11-18-2009, 09:44 PM
docktor feelgood
freezinbevr
11-19-2009, 12:01 PM
4-PLAY
Happy Ours
If you guys are of German descent.....Fahrfrumwurken
Bait Master
Just don't put that last on backwards! Might keep the ladys away!
upbarleyboy
11-19-2009, 12:59 PM
Depends on the lady--it may bring them in toohttp://www.johndee.com/discuss/clipart/happy.gif!!
skidude67
11-21-2009, 10:37 AM
SS Justin Cider
skylar
11-21-2009, 11:22 AM
Rod Von Hugenstein
duane9835
11-21-2009, 08:57 PM
Skidude now that there is funny!!!
big_bill
11-24-2009, 09:01 PM
Craven Moorehead
big_bill
11-24-2009, 09:02 PM
Seymoore Butts
thunderstruck88
11-24-2009, 09:17 PM
SlipKnot Docktor
thunderstruck88
11-24-2009, 10:08 PM
Ding A Ling Dingny
rjgoniea
11-25-2009, 02:30 PM
Peter Twostroker?
Richard Smokercraft?
Michael Hunts for fish?
maddogg
11-25-2009, 02:40 PM
I was going to comment but I think the thread would get pulled.
briano
11-25-2009, 07:01 PM
PONTANIC
chords
11-25-2009, 08:38 PM
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SwingTown
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thunderstruck88
11-25-2009, 09:42 PM
K Y Jellyfish
Well if you take a few minnows and worms along to sell you could name it Master Bait...
frnash
12-01-2009, 02:40 PM
<font color="0000ff">zman</font>:
Now that reminds me of a story (Yes, a true story!):
While I was stationed at 6th Army HQ, Presidio of San Francisco, CA (circa 1965-1968), my folks came out to visit. Dad was determined to go on a tuna fishing expedition, so we signed up with a fishing boat at Sausalito, CA, for a 4:00 AM departure.
After several hours at sea, we neared the Farallon Islands (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Farallon_Islands) and commenced fishing.
It was easy fishin'. The captain baited your the hook with a chunk of anchovy, and you dipped your line in the water, no gettin' your hands sloppy with anchovies. After snagging a tuna, the cap'n also gaffed the fish and hauled it aboard, and removed the hook and added fresh bait.
The ol' captain said: "I'm not only the master of this vessel, I'm also a Master Baiter!"
P.S.:
I did fine with the long hours at sea, no sign of seasickness. But after landing, and gettin' off the boat much later in the day, oh Jeezus, it was the land that was rockin' and swayin' causing me to chuck my cookies on arriving back at my apartment! Landsickness!
"loonie toons"
"looney paTOONS"
frnash - There was a little bait store just north of Merril on Hwy 17 called Master Bait. Haven't come that way for years so I don't know if it's still there. This was late 70's an early 80's.
moen_lake
12-01-2009, 04:31 PM
zman - I have a place up in Rhinelander and was on 17 this summer and didn't see the store/sign any longer. I did a double take the first time I saw it.
lvr1000
12-01-2009, 07:01 PM
frnash "The captain baited your the hook with a chunk of anchovy"
"Your the hook", is that slang?
frnash
12-01-2009, 08:04 PM
<font color="0000ff">lvr1000:
"The captain baited your the hook …"</font>
Well ya caught me! Careless editing/proofreading.
My second 'misteak' this year! http://www.johndee.com/discuss/clipart/happy.gif
squat
12-02-2009, 10:20 AM
Not that this fits this case but I always liked "Morning Wood" More for fishing but.
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