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polarisxcsp
11-16-2009, 11:39 AM
A couple of my friends and I are buying a pontoon to use for July 4th weekend and Bud bash and were trying to come up with a name for it. We were thinking "poon toon" but we're looking for something off the wall and funny but not to crazy.

polarisrider1
11-16-2009, 11:54 AM
How about "Poon Tuna". That would fit in for a Bud Bash with a boat full of drunken guys.

miaferominka
11-16-2009, 01:09 PM
Capt. Footlong and the seamen.

chad66
11-16-2009, 01:34 PM
allll aboard the "ladies drink for free" boat!

It's not funny but effective!

Chad@M&M

polarisxcsp
11-16-2009, 02:50 PM
I like the way you think Chad

zimmbob
11-16-2009, 03:15 PM
playing off of rider1: Toona Fish.

fire126
11-16-2009, 06:43 PM
Big pair of floats.

briano
11-16-2009, 07:04 PM
PORNTOON

ezra
11-16-2009, 07:34 PM
sausage party

sledhead
11-16-2009, 09:39 PM
Capt. Stabbin

upbarleyboy
11-17-2009, 04:28 PM
"Wet Dream"

mark_e_hastings
11-17-2009, 05:22 PM
"I like BIG tubes!"

lx700kev
11-17-2009, 05:48 PM
The name of my boat is "Slip it in get it wet"
You can borrow it if you want.

cobalt_502
11-17-2009, 05:57 PM
"Stabbin Cabin"

timaha
11-17-2009, 08:11 PM
4Nick8

uncle_ed
11-17-2009, 08:59 PM
"Miss Behavin"

thunderstruck88
11-17-2009, 10:22 PM
Naughty Naughty

ezra
11-17-2009, 11:14 PM
poontuna chaser

polarisxcsp
11-18-2009, 08:39 AM
Thanks for the ideas fellas. We might have to take lx700kev advice and borrow his name haha. I also like upbarleyboys idea

mrs_bob
11-18-2009, 09:15 AM
4somefun

chris_schauer
11-18-2009, 12:17 PM
POONTANG

skidoolis
11-18-2009, 12:26 PM
Trojan Tester

ptcoach
11-18-2009, 03:38 PM
Pop A Top

ptcoach
11-18-2009, 03:42 PM
By the way, you can get a custom name to put on the boat at Arnie's in Houghton Lake for under $20. It's easy to put on and lasts forever.

steven
11-18-2009, 03:46 PM
stabbin' cabin

upbarleyboy
11-18-2009, 05:08 PM
Feelin' Nauti

frnash
11-18-2009, 06:28 PM
<font color="0000ff">&#34;Feelin&#39; Nauti&#34;</font>
Clever pun!

cuzzinolaf
11-18-2009, 09:21 PM
Tube Stake &#40;or steak&#41;

thunderstruck88
11-18-2009, 10:44 PM
docktor feelgood

freezinbevr
11-19-2009, 01:01 PM
4-PLAY

Happy Ours

If you guys are of German descent.....Fahrfrumwurken

Bait Master

Just don&#39;t put that last on backwards! Might keep the ladys away!

upbarleyboy
11-19-2009, 01:59 PM
Depends on the lady--it may bring them in toohttp://www.johndee.com/discuss/clipart/happy.gif!!

skidude67
11-21-2009, 11:37 AM
SS Justin Cider

skylar
11-21-2009, 12:22 PM
Rod Von Hugenstein

duane9835
11-21-2009, 09:57 PM
Skidude now that there is funny!!!

big_bill
11-24-2009, 10:01 PM
Craven Moorehead

big_bill
11-24-2009, 10:02 PM
Seymoore Butts

thunderstruck88
11-24-2009, 10:17 PM
SlipKnot Docktor

thunderstruck88
11-24-2009, 11:08 PM
Ding A Ling Dingny

rjgoniea
11-25-2009, 03:30 PM
Peter Twostroker?
Richard Smokercraft?
Michael Hunts for fish?

maddogg
11-25-2009, 03:40 PM
I was going to comment but I think the thread would get pulled.

briano
11-25-2009, 08:01 PM
PONTANIC

chords
11-25-2009, 09:38 PM
.

SwingTown

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thunderstruck88
11-25-2009, 10:42 PM
K Y Jellyfish

zman
12-01-2009, 02:44 PM
Well if you take a few minnows and worms along to sell you could name it Master Bait...

frnash
12-01-2009, 03:40 PM
<font color="0000ff">zman</font>:
Now that reminds me of a story &#40;Yes, a true story!&#41;:

While I was stationed at 6th Army HQ, Presidio of San Francisco, CA &#40;circa 1965-1968&#41;, my folks came out to visit. Dad was determined to go on a tuna fishing expedition, so we signed up with a fishing boat at Sausalito, CA, for a 4:00 AM departure.

After several hours at sea, we neared the Farallon Islands (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Farallon_Islands) and commenced fishing.

It was easy fishin&#39;. The captain baited your the hook with a chunk of anchovy, and you dipped your line in the water, no gettin&#39; your hands sloppy with anchovies. After snagging a tuna, the cap&#39;n also gaffed the fish and hauled it aboard, and removed the hook and added fresh bait.

The ol&#39; captain said: &#34;I&#39;m not only the master of this vessel, I&#39;m also a Master Baiter!&#34;

P.S.:
I did fine with the long hours at sea, no sign of seasickness. But after landing, and gettin&#39; off the boat much later in the day, oh Jeezus, it was the land that was rockin&#39; and swayin&#39; causing me to chuck my cookies on arriving back at my apartment! Landsickness!

jim
12-01-2009, 04:34 PM
&#34;loonie toons&#34;

&#34;looney paTOONS&#34;

zman
12-01-2009, 05:10 PM
frnash - There was a little bait store just north of Merril on Hwy 17 called Master Bait. Haven&#39;t come that way for years so I don&#39;t know if it&#39;s still there. This was late 70&#39;s an early 80&#39;s.

moen_lake
12-01-2009, 05:31 PM
zman - I have a place up in Rhinelander and was on 17 this summer and didn&#39;t see the store/sign any longer. I did a double take the first time I saw it.

lvr1000
12-01-2009, 08:01 PM
frnash &#34;The captain baited your the hook with a chunk of anchovy&#34;
&#34;Your the hook&#34;, is that slang?

frnash
12-01-2009, 09:04 PM
<font color="0000ff">lvr1000:
&#34;The captain baited your the hook …&#34;</font>
Well ya caught me! Careless editing/proofreading.
My second &#39;misteak&#39; this year! http://www.johndee.com/discuss/clipart/happy.gif

squat
12-02-2009, 11:20 AM
Not that this fits this case but I always liked &#34;Morning Wood&#34; More for fishing but.