A Good Laugh-

[Wild Bill]

HER DIARY / HIS DIARY
(read her diary in its entirety first)

Her Diary:

Tonight, I thought my husband was acting
weird. We had made plans to meet at a nice restaurant for dinner. I
was shopping with my friends all day long, so I thought he was upset at
the fact that I was a bit late, but he made no comment on it.
Conversation wasn't flowing, so I suggested that we go somewhere quiet so
we could talk. He agreed, but he didn't say much. I asked him what
was wrong; He said, 'Nothing.' I asked him if it was my fault that he
was upset. He said he wasn't upset, that it had nothing to do with me,
and not to worry about it. On the way home, I told him that I loved
him. He smiled slightly, and kept driving. I can't explain his
behavior I don't know why he didn't say, 'I love you, too.' When we got
home, I felt as if I had lost him completely, as if he wanted nothing to
do with me anymore. He just sat there quietly, and watched TV. He
continued to seem distant and absent. Finally, with silence all around
us, I decided to go to bed. About 15 minutes later, he came to bed.
To my surprise, he responded to my caress, and we made love. But I
still felt that he was distracted, and his thoughts were somewhere else.
He fell asleep - I cried. I don't know what to do.. I'm almost sure
that his thoughts are with someone else. My life is a disaster.















His Diary:

Boat wouldn't start, can't figure it out, at


least I got laid.

[nytro_rtx]

LOL good 1!!!

[windingtrailgal]

LMAO - yup...

[jr37]

I've heard that one before, only that his sled would'nt start. Either way that's a good one.

[andoverboyz]

FUNNY, but all to true. Thankfully my boat started, happy Memorial Day Weekend everyone, heading north in minutes.

Good Luck
Pat