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  1. #1
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    Default It's so dry here that.....

    There's not enough water in the ditch to drowned a kitten. lol

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    It's so dry here that they are encouraging people to pee in the public pools, and the cows are giving evaporated milk.

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    It's so dry here, even the catfish have ticks!

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    It’s so dry that the trees are whistlin’ for the dogs

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    You have to admit,"It has been drier then a Popcorn Fart."

  6. #6
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    It's so dry....that I just farted dust.

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    It's so dry, diving off of my dock will = a sand-wich

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    Its so dry here that yesterday I saw two coons carring water to the sweet corn patch.

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